GRANDE SKIM LATTE
I took this last year.
At the beginning of the war, the Bible Baptist Church in Fairbanks AK had this on their digital display:
Iraq - Shoot 'em
In the dark
Then nuke 'em
Til they glow.
Because truly that's what Jesus would want.
Some hoodlum had apparently taken off the "G" and the "R."
On one just down the highway, "Surely, I come quickly. -Jesus"
"It isn't the load that weighs us down, it's the way we carry it. Trust Jesus to take your load."
- Baptist church in Monrovia.
This was on a church by a friend's house, advertising their 'Sexuality and God' series...
"Really, Holmes!" I dropped into my seat, shocked. "You are remarkably tall! What are you, six foot six? Six foot eight?"
As the 19th century diver approaches a giant clam, a flash of brilliant golden light flares from within the shell. I emerge in a swirl of bubbles and do the timeless universal underwater hand signals for the following: ZODIAC KILLER, KKK, BLOOD OF YOUTH
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