GRANDE SKIM LATTE
I took this last year.
At the beginning of the war, the Bible Baptist Church in Fairbanks AK had this on their digital display:
Iraq - Shoot 'em
In the dark
Then nuke 'em
Til they glow.
Because truly that's what Jesus would want.
Some hoodlum had apparently taken off the "G" and the "R."
On one just down the highway, "Surely, I come quickly. -Jesus"
"It isn't the load that weighs us down, it's the way we carry it. Trust Jesus to take your load."
- Baptist church in Monrovia.
This was on a church by a friend's house, advertising their 'Sexuality and God' series...
Simply put, if I had Johnny Manziel’s physical gifts, you better believe I would be there in the Weight Room, getting to bed early, doing whatever I had to do to be the best possible athlete I could be. I wouldn't be posting on social media about sucking titties. I wouldn't even look at a titty, buddy. I'd look at a titty and see two big footballs.
A real friend doesn't move until the middle of August, ensuring temperatures in the 90s and a humidity that turns boxers into moist balls of ruined cotton.
Expendable? You must be joking.
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