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I took this last year.
At the beginning of the war, the Bible Baptist Church in Fairbanks AK had this on their digital display:
Iraq - Shoot 'em
In the dark
Then nuke 'em
Til they glow.
Because truly that's what Jesus would want.
Some hoodlum had apparently taken off the "G" and the "R."
On one just down the highway, "Surely, I come quickly. -Jesus"
"It isn't the load that weighs us down, it's the way we carry it. Trust Jesus to take your load."
- Baptist church in Monrovia.
This was on a church by a friend's house, advertising their 'Sexuality and God' series...
This is very real. As an insider I possess damning evidence that could utterly destroy Something Awful. This website has many enemies who appear to be coming to power in the United States. They probably have lots of money at their disposal, and I could really use some.
Don't let the winter dryness destroy your sinuses.
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