GRANDE SKIM LATTE
I took this last year.
At the beginning of the war, the Bible Baptist Church in Fairbanks AK had this on their digital display:
Iraq - Shoot 'em
In the dark
Then nuke 'em
Til they glow.
Because truly that's what Jesus would want.
Some hoodlum had apparently taken off the "G" and the "R."
On one just down the highway, "Surely, I come quickly. -Jesus"
"It isn't the load that weighs us down, it's the way we carry it. Trust Jesus to take your load."
- Baptist church in Monrovia.
This was on a church by a friend's house, advertising their 'Sexuality and God' series...
Are you concerned that you may be a character trapped in a Tom Waits song? Be smart and learn the warning signs before it's too late. Also, it's too late. It has always been too late.
I'm haunted by a recurring vision of a skeleton flipping me off. To avoid seeing this terrifying image in bumper sticker form, I pay someone with a blank bumper to drive in front of me at all times.
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