I took this last year.


At the beginning of the war, the Bible Baptist Church in Fairbanks AK had this on their digital display:

Iraq - Shoot 'em
In the dark

Then nuke 'em
Til they glow.

Because truly that's what Jesus would want.


"Ass Party"

Some hoodlum had apparently taken off the "G" and the "R."


On one just down the highway, "Surely, I come quickly. -Jesus"

Poor Jesus.


"It isn't the load that weighs us down, it's the way we carry it. Trust Jesus to take your load."

- Baptist church in Monrovia.


This was on a church by a friend's house, advertising their 'Sexuality and God' series...

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