Misty's Long Day, inspired by Pokemon, written by workape.It had been a long day of traveling as Misty made her way alone back home for her family reunion. As the sun was setting, she heard in the distance the sound of a waterfall."I guess I could get a quick bath and let out my pokemon for a while," she thought to herself, "I have kept them in their balls for far too long on this trip."Walking to the edge of the pool, she removed her backpack and began releasing all of her pokemon into the water. She smiled as she looked out over the group of them swimming and splashing in the water. Digging through her backpack though, she noticed with some dismay that she had forgotten to pack her bathing suit in with the rest of her traveling clothes."No one else is around and the pokemon are enjoying themselves too much to be bothered by me if I strip down," Misty thought as she approached the edge of the pool, "besides, I really need to wash this road dust off of me if I am going to get a good nights sleep!"Casting glances into the shadows of the area, Misty began the quick process of divesting herself of her clothing. Her small breasts took on a soft glow as the moonlight reflecting off of the pond hit them. She didn't notice that Psyduck though was staring intently at her nude form as she removed the last of her clothing. With a small gasp as she entered the water, Misty swam out into the middle of the pool and tread water for a while her body began to adjust to the temperature."I'll swim over to the rocky area by the waterfall and use the falls like a shower!" Misty thought.Standing up under the waterfall, Misty began to run her hands over her body as she cleaned the dirt off of herself. She found her thoughts drifting back to the last night that she was with Brock and Ash and of Brocks going away present to her. Her hands began to snake their way down her body as she remembered the wonderful feeling of Brocks mouth on her pussy. As Misty began to slide her fingers inside herself, she turned her back to the pond and put a hand on the wall to steady her now shivering form as she let her passion take over. With two fingers inside herself and her thumb working her clit, Misty began to shake as a powerful orgasm built up inside. Working her fingers inside herself like a pair of legs running, Misty's thoughts drifted back to when she let Brock take her virginity. The pain of when her cherry burst and then the way that it gave way into the intense pleasure of being fucked hard and slow. Her thoughts drifted to the instant that Brock came inside of her, the throbbing of his hard cock inside of her as he floods her virgin womb with his seed. With a cry she comes and falls down to her knees, fingers still embedded in her pulsating snatch. Slowly pulling out her fingers, she brings them up to her mouth and gives them a tentative taste."Mmmm...I taste good, no wonder Brock was down there for so long!" Misty thought as she licked her fingers clean."Psyduck?"Misty began to turn to reprimand Psyduck for sneaking up on her, but a strong grip took hold of her ankles and wrists and quickly snapped her spread eagle and prone on top of itself. Turning her head to the side she saw that it was Star-yu holding her down like this!"Star-yu! LET ME GO!" Misty screamed as she struggled, "Star-yu! What is wrong with you? Let me go this instant!"Struggling against the strong grip of the large starfish, Misty almost missed the soft warmth that began to move around her pussy. Straining to raise her head, Misty looked down to see Psyduck lapping at her still dripping pussy. Torn between her rage and the wonderful feeling emanating between her legs, Misty lay bound and limp while Psyduck sucked and licked at her pussy. Unlike the way that Brocks tongue worked her, Psyduck's was longer and thicker. He licked her up and down and nibbled on her clit, the last drawing a small cry of pleasure from Misty's taut body. After what seemed like an eternity, she felt Psyduck remove his mouth from her pussy."Finally, this is over." Misty thought as she started to rise, "Now I can get..."Misty's thoughts were interrupted as she was once again pulled spread eagle. She wondered what was next until her question was answered by the presence of a hard object just at the entrance to her vagina. Misty's head snapped up as she looked down on what had to be the largest cock that she had ever seen in her life. Psyduck was easily twice as long as Brock and at least three times as large around. As Psyduck entered her, Misty bit her lip to keep from crying out in pain. Her pussy was being stretched, stretched to the point of tearing, but Misty didn't care she was in heaven. While Psyduck was fucking into her, Misty was fucking back raising her small hips to meet the pokemon's enormous cock. They fucked slowly at first, allowing her to get used to the size, but they quickly began to pick up speed."Fuck me Psyduck," Misty cried into the chill night air, "Fuck me! Fuck me!""Psy-yiy-yiy-yiy-yiy," Psyduck moaned as he fucked the young girl. Pounding into her with passion that he had never felt before. Something was building in Psyduck, something new and different.Misty looked up to see Psyduck begin to glow and his shape begin to change, the only thing that didn't change though was the pistoning of his hard cock in and out of her pussy. As the glow around Psyduck began to subside, Misty saw that Psyduck had evolved! He was now a Golduck! The surprise of the evolution was soon replaced by the surprise of her orgasm as her back arched and she began to come. As she flopped in the tight grip of Star-yu's arms and her orgasm, Misty felt Golduck's member begin to pulse inside of her as he laid down thick ropes of his pokeseed in he womb. Finally, Golduck's pulsing stopped and he pulled himself out her. Misty was able to get to her feet and walk around the pool to where her clothes were. Looking down she saw a mixture of blood and semen running down her leg, and Misty smiled. She knew that these long days were going to have a happy ending from now on.
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