Like a Rock.

"severed" should go back in time and give these to his parents.

"tritus" is a wiz with the obvious.

Finally, "Green Submarine" knows that peeping toms value power.

That's the end everyone. We hope you enjoyed it as much as it pained us to bring it to you. Tune in next week for the mega ultra super surprise ending.

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