Once again we're out of time, and the fun ends right here. Thanks again to the billions of goons who got involved in the act of terrorising this terrible flash game. We couldn't have shattered the dreams of so many horny teenagers without your help! Join me again next Tuesday for another Comedy Goldmine, and feel free to discuss all things relating to this article on IRC at #bi-guyhangoutzone.
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The Comedy Goldmine examines the funniest and most creative threads from the Something Awful Forums. Although the Comedy Goldmine has changed authors many times over the years, its focus on the Something Awful Forums is still the same. Includes hilarious Photoshops, amusing work stories, parodies, and other types of oddball humor.