Once again we're out of time, and the fun ends right here. Thanks again to the billions of goons who got involved in the act of terrorising this terrible flash game. We couldn't have shattered the dreams of so many horny teenagers without your help! Join me again next Tuesday for another Comedy Goldmine, and feel free to discuss all things relating to this article on IRC at #bi-guyhangoutzone.
Obviously, the first thing necessary to getting back in shape is buying a bunch of expensive knick-knacks.
Finally, a look at the candidate's long-delayed tax returns.
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