-CHA equates dinosaur extinction with... Bruce Lee? Works for me.
gvonpaul considers his open shirt to be a hot button issue.
In his dreams nulliar solves crimes with the help of an intuitive pterodactyl named P.H.I.L. for the good of Victorian England.
MaxNitwit makes western civ his bitch!
LePoissonDeNoel holds Ronald Reagan in very high regard, not me though. My father was part jellybean.
Are you concerned that you may be a character trapped in a Tom Waits song? Be smart and learn the warning signs before it's too late. Also, it's too late. It has always been too late.
I'm haunted by a recurring vision of a skeleton flipping me off. To avoid seeing this terrifying image in bumper sticker form, I pay someone with a blank bumper to drive in front of me at all times.
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