-CHA equates dinosaur extinction with... Bruce Lee? Works for me.
gvonpaul considers his open shirt to be a hot button issue.
In his dreams nulliar solves crimes with the help of an intuitive pterodactyl named P.H.I.L. for the good of Victorian England.
MaxNitwit makes western civ his bitch!
LePoissonDeNoel holds Ronald Reagan in very high regard, not me though. My father was part jellybean.
Star Wars fan speculation has been swirling about the source of female ejaculation. The answers might finally be coming with the Last Jedi.
Lean in close to your screen. Inhale deeply. Does this guide give off a cloyingly sour odor? Then it is likely the genuine article.
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