-CHA equates dinosaur extinction with... Bruce Lee? Works for me.
gvonpaul considers his open shirt to be a hot button issue.
In his dreams nulliar solves crimes with the help of an intuitive pterodactyl named P.H.I.L. for the good of Victorian England.
MaxNitwit makes western civ his bitch!
LePoissonDeNoel holds Ronald Reagan in very high regard, not me though. My father was part jellybean.
A thousand years ago, dudes were dying from splinters, but now the wizard potion that cleans our light wounds costs less than a Dr. Pepper in 1994. I love this medicinal 7up.
U2 and Apple have conspired to place a U2 album into your music in the year 2014. You own a U2 album. And you can't get rid of it.
Ron Paul spins in his chair, trying to grab his decorative antique musket but Freddy gets it first.
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