-CHA equates dinosaur extinction with... Bruce Lee? Works for me.
gvonpaul considers his open shirt to be a hot button issue.
In his dreams nulliar solves crimes with the help of an intuitive pterodactyl named P.H.I.L. for the good of Victorian England.
MaxNitwit makes western civ his bitch!
LePoissonDeNoel holds Ronald Reagan in very high regard, not me though. My father was part jellybean.
Nightwatch Brigade Insignia: Awarded for hiding in a coat closet and watching God's Not Dead, God's Not Dead 2, and Last Man Standing on a 1980s-era portable tv every night instead of sleeping
Why you honk and how it’s misinterpreted.
If you think Hitler was good, you've got another thing coming.
These tips are guaranteed to work. Nearly every time.
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