LGD

"I wish for a book that is written in English and understandable to the average man to appear before me now, in a space unoccupied by anything beyond the normal atmosphere, that contains, in detail, the plans for and the principles behind an inherently safe, efficient, and affordable nuclear fusion reactor."

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Give Pat a Job

I wish I was like six-foot-nine so I could get with Leoshi cause she don't know me but yo she's really fine

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David Copperfield

I wish to touch Donald Trump's hair, but once

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Panniculus Rift

i wish i was a talented and respected musician

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