You can play a thousand tiny violins with the money you save!
The alien in this film by "pike" turned out to be a sack of oily rags. Go figure.
Throw "prodigy" a bone. Zing!
"shihonage" sinks the box office revenue like it was the actual Titanic.
"toasterhead" makes a movie that rocks.
The entire script to this one by "toner37" is just the word 'boo' written over and over again.
Did you know that you only use 10% of your brain? You may have heard that before. But what if you could use 100%? YOU CAN!
This is where the excerpt from an article usually goes. Since the content of this update is only intended for cool people, I refuse to place a single word in the path of blundering normal people.
The Comedy Goldmine examines the funniest and most creative threads from the Something Awful Forums. Although the Comedy Goldmine has changed authors many times over the years, its focus on the Something Awful Forums is still the same. Includes hilarious Photoshops, amusing work stories, parodies, and other types of oddball humor.