You can play a thousand tiny violins with the money you save!
The alien in this film by "pike" turned out to be a sack of oily rags. Go figure.
Throw "prodigy" a bone. Zing!
"shihonage" sinks the box office revenue like it was the actual Titanic.
"toasterhead" makes a movie that rocks.
The entire script to this one by "toner37" is just the word 'boo' written over and over again.
Cons: causes bad nightmares. I used to have to eat beef until I passed out to have these kind of terrors, but this machine does it for me every time I fall asleep inside it.
Sorry about the blurry photo. I was lunging at my phone, yelling at it to take a clear picture. It's the only image of me that exists. I'd take another picture for you, but I'm in the middle of a rigorous trampoline session.
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