You can play a thousand tiny violins with the money you save!

The alien in this film by "pike" turned out to be a sack of oily rags. Go figure.

Throw "prodigy" a bone. Zing!

"shihonage" sinks the box office revenue like it was the actual Titanic.

"toasterhead" makes a movie that rocks.

The entire script to this one by "toner37" is just the word 'boo' written over and over again.

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