You can play a thousand tiny violins with the money you save!
The alien in this film by "pike" turned out to be a sack of oily rags. Go figure.
Throw "prodigy" a bone. Zing!
"shihonage" sinks the box office revenue like it was the actual Titanic.
"toasterhead" makes a movie that rocks.
The entire script to this one by "toner37" is just the word 'boo' written over and over again.
As the 19th century diver approaches a giant clam, a flash of brilliant golden light flares from within the shell. I emerge in a swirl of bubbles and do the timeless universal underwater hand signals for the following: ZODIAC KILLER, KKK, BLOOD OF YOUTH
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