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"megathom" is the next Kubrick. Walter Kubrick that is, he's a janitor at the local High School.
"mirthalac" will pay for this. But he'll pay in change and take forever. Bastard.
"mirthalac" gives you 100% of your daily requirement of puns.
"nemo" is bling blinging like Fabolus.
"nonick" hates decimals.
What if you were a cop and the Skittle was mentally disturbed and wanted to be eaten?
DOPPELGANGER NEEDED - To minimize stress to my dog, I'm looking for somebody who is identical to me to take over ownership. Must also be able to fool my wife. Call to set up interview. 555-8252
I'll never forgive these giant alien insects! I'm trying!
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