TheJoker138 sees the fun side of murder everywhere he turns and urges you to do the same.

Tikiglass' contribution made me think about the Mac adverts. Here we have two individuals claiming to be machines. It is unlikely that either of these individuals are androids or even cyborgs. Instead of wanting to buy a Mac all I want to do is cry and fear for the survival of humankind and the inevitable computer-people uprising takes place and I am forced to dig with a USB pickaxe for floppy disks while being held at whippoint.

It's no coincidence that you appeared in Wallet's image just as I was thinking about you, Pam. Thinking about us...

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Someone get me a Firefox, because this article was a thrilla from Mozilla. Thanks to all of the forum goons for letting us see their beautiful artwork. As a show of appreciation, I am going to draw us all standing together on a mountain in our true Pokemon forms. Next week's Goldmine will be more of the same usual nerdy crap, so unless you lose your virginity before next Tuesday, you owe it to yourself to check it out.

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