Soos watches too many movies and TV shows and can't communicate like a normal person but I guess his images are pretty cool so please do him a favor by looking at your monitor and scrolling downwards.

I just munched a serious burger for every contribution from The Cubelodyte that I am about to feature. In total, that was three delicious beef 'n' bun bad boys so now I am ready to party!!!!!!

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