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And we're done. A big thanks to the SA Forum Goons for all the 'shoppin. Have a fun and safe 4th, drink some Maker's Mark and Coke for me! That is, if you are old enough to drink. I don't want wacky lawsuits hitting me blindly.

– Ryan "OMGWTFBBQ" Adams

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