And we're done. A big thanks to the SA Forum Goons for all the 'shoppin. Have a fun and safe 4th, drink some Maker's Mark and Coke for me! That is, if you are old enough to drink. I don't want wacky lawsuits hitting me blindly.
"Your left eye," the optometrist casually explained while blasting my face with a blue laser at point blank range, "is farsighted and shaped like an eyeball. The other eye is nearsighted and shaped like a football. Not even a good football."
Jeff Foxworthy has awakened to the new flesh to tell some redneck jokes.
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