The white cabinet structure likely holds weaponry, inspect it for items which you can deploy more quickly than your standard-issue club.
I have opened the white cabinet. The temperature inside is much cooler than outside.
Take the bag marked "Tom" and eat its contents.
I have consumed the contents.
The human has reappeared, and is making a gurgling noise.
Reclaim your fuck and use your club to hold the human hostage. Demand that he bring you to the internet.
I have retrieved Fuck and exposed my weapon. But the human retreated!
It appears to have run into the door on the left.
I have given pursuit.
THE INTERNET! Destroy it with your club!
That will do no good. We're on a mission to insert a virus.
Mr The Icon posted:
The human will fit nicely in the metal box he is huddled next to. Place him inside so he does not interfere with the next stage of the mission.
Human inserted into box.
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Three years ago, when we were burying my uncle, Cleaver and some gross lady dog (Solstice???) showed up at the cemetery and starting going at it really loudly. It ruined everything and we had to have a "re-do" the next day and it cost a fortune. I've hated him ever since for that.
Ignore the hype. Find out how these games will likely go right or wrong.
Doing some reps on the water bottle huh. I prefer bench press myself. Just kidding - stay hydrated.
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