Captain Hero posted:
Push the top button, then wait. One of the doors should open soon. Step inside and push the button with the highest number value.
Top button pressed.
A portal has opened.
ChuckNorrisaurus posted:
The portal must be the entrance to the Internet. Enter it.
The Internet is small and boring.
an ass posted:
Hit the red button.
There is a loud ringing sound until I release the button.
Captain Hero posted:
Push any button. Once the doors open, hit the red button, then exit.
I have pressed the highest number.
I have exited the portal and pressed the red button. It only rang shortly.
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