Pompous Englishman posted:
Make your way to the Internet Control Break Room.
There are two doors. Which one do I enter?
Knock on both, then run a short ways away and hide until you see who opens it!
I have knocked on both doors. Retreating...
A human has emerged from the room on the right!
Approach the human and offer a compliment. You catch more Xxritthi flies with sugar than with vinegar!
It replies with, "What are you talking about, Max?"
Attempt to lure the human out of the doorway. Offer him the Fuck as a gift.
"Would you like Fuck?"
The human is now more confused. It also enquires where I received my "crazy getup".
The Letter A posted:
This human appears very unhappy. Perhaps he requires nourishment. Force-feed him the Fuck and enter the room.
Fuck fed to human.
I have entered the room.
2 PM: Steven J. accidentally drops his vintage Trapper Keeper, revealing erotic drawings of the ‘bunny girls’ emoji. The room draws silent. Slowly, member after member opens his/her notebooks and tablets, revealing dozens of pages of bunny girl emoji fanart. The room votes 12-0 never to speak of this again.
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