Go to the internet and make sure it is turned on. Navigate to the internet.
The terminal is on. I require a vessel to insert the virus. Awaiting supplies.
Slore Tactician posted:
Compliment the computer!
Now type "Set as msn.com homepage"
I hear screams coming from inside the building.
Awaiting virus transport.
Rubber Tucky posted:
Type "Send Spike."
I feel slightly less vulnerable!
Still awaiting virus transport.
alien project posted:
cough all over the screen, that's how you give shit viruses
There seems to be no effect.
Virus transported. Get ready to insert my hard, virustastical 8" disk.
Virus insertion complete. Awai—
That does it for this two-part Goldmine. I hope you enjoyed it, and thanks again to Forums Goon Oplem and the forums for their conribution.
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