Go to the internet and make sure it is turned on. Navigate to the internet.
The terminal is on. I require a vessel to insert the virus. Awaiting supplies.
Slore Tactician posted:
Compliment the computer!
Now type "Set as msn.com homepage"
I hear screams coming from inside the building.
Awaiting virus transport.
Rubber Tucky posted:
Type "Send Spike."
I feel slightly less vulnerable!
Still awaiting virus transport.
alien project posted:
cough all over the screen, that's how you give shit viruses
There seems to be no effect.
Virus transported. Get ready to insert my hard, virustastical 8" disk.
Virus insertion complete. Awai—
That does it for this two-part Goldmine. I hope you enjoyed it, and thanks again to Forums Goon Oplem and the forums for their conribution.
He had a yellow inflatable tube around his waist, the kind with a comical duck head. There was a tiny fish in one of his hands, and a trident in the other. In the background a squirrel wearing shades was water skiing.
Republicans announce that all legislation must be voted on at 2am in a secret chamber, with no one but the lobbyists who write the bills seeing a single line of text. Democrats' Response: Stumbling around a field stepping on rakes, handles smashing them directly in their faces every single time.
For fans of meaningless awards, these awards are extra meaningless.
The Comedy Goldmine examines the funniest and most creative threads from the Something Awful Forums. Although the Comedy Goldmine has changed authors many times over the years, its focus on the Something Awful Forums is still the same. Includes hilarious Photoshops, amusing work stories, parodies, and other types of oddball humor.