Exit through the door.
Sing a song to the earth-animal. Be careful not to be bitten!
All hail Xxanthia!
Planet strong with might!
We will go to your planet,
And FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT!
Put the tiny furry Earthling in your briefcase to take as a gift to Microsoft. It is considered impolite in human culture to go to Microsoft without bearing a small token of goodwill. This would make an excellent gift!
> Drop sandwich
I have placed the small creature in my "brief case".
Climb the ladder carefully. Press X when in front of ladders to climb!
I have emerged from the underground lair.
Walk towards the red dude and ask him how to get to microsoft.
The human replies by presenting a sharp metallic object and demanding my "wallet".
No one seems to like the new Doom box art. But it's still the same old Doom Guy under that space marine helmet. Right?
happy valentine day if thas cool k?
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