"I'd like to think that the last thing that went through his head, other than that bullet, was to wonder how the hell Andy Dufresne ever got the best of him." ~ Courtney Love
"Fuck Windows. Fuck it right in its stupid little ass!" ~ Bill Gates
"A nigga fart in he own mouth, a shameful nigga" ~ Albert Camus
"I see dead people." ~ Michael J. Fox, "The Frighteners"
Be on the lookout for these armed and dangerous oldsters.
Instead of complaining about the cold, ask yourself where Spring has been all this time.
Kurt Cobain and gang finally learn the truth behind Morton Downey's evil scheme.
The Comedy Goldmine examines the funniest and most creative threads from the Something Awful Forums. Although the Comedy Goldmine has changed authors many times over the years, its focus on the Something Awful Forums is still the same. Includes hilarious Photoshops, amusing work stories, parodies, and other types of oddball humor.