"I'd like to think that the last thing that went through his head, other than that bullet, was to wonder how the hell Andy Dufresne ever got the best of him." ~ Courtney Love

"Fuck Windows. Fuck it right in its stupid little ass!" ~ Bill Gates


"Autobots, transform and roll out!" ~ Richard Nixon

Cometa Rossa

"A nigga fart in he own mouth, a shameful nigga" ~ Albert Camus

Toasty Potato

"I see dead people." ~ Michael J. Fox, "The Frighteners"

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