"I'd like to think that the last thing that went through his head, other than that bullet, was to wonder how the hell Andy Dufresne ever got the best of him." ~ Courtney Love
"Fuck Windows. Fuck it right in its stupid little ass!" ~ Bill Gates
"A nigga fart in he own mouth, a shameful nigga" ~ Albert Camus
"I see dead people." ~ Michael J. Fox, "The Frighteners"
Not what I had in mind when I ordered an Italian gondolier. This is literally just a tiny toy. Needless to say, the Italian businessmen were not impressed and I looked like a damn fool. We lost the pizza pie account and will have to lay off half our factory.
Did you know that you only use 10% of your brain? You may have heard that before. But what if you could use 100%? YOU CAN!
Time to applaud the man who applauds in a loop until the end of time.
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