To quote the ominous cliffhanger text from the preview on the official Jaybird page, "Buy the iBook, and you'll find out what Little Jaybird can do with a rifle." Thanks to klaivu for sharing his work with the SA Forums community, and thanks to everyone -Goon or otherwise- who has contributed (or will contribute) to the Jaybird print-run fund!
If that boy isn't willing to shoot his laser and get you that carbon, he's not worth your time.
REFORMED HOG - Former member of the swine family, has now agreed to behave like a proper dog. Free to patient home willing to overlook physical defects. 555-2519
Available in Large, which is actually a Medium stretched out to appear bigger.
If you're in a tight spot, this is going to be really helpful (I'M JOKING. I'M KIDDING AROUND)
The Comedy Goldmine examines the funniest and most creative threads from the Something Awful Forums. Although the Comedy Goldmine has changed authors many times over the years, its focus on the Something Awful Forums is still the same. Includes hilarious Photoshops, amusing work stories, parodies, and other types of oddball humor.