ScrapsCantGo

Smeep

SubG

Tea-san

tonkafloss

TrendMonster

warpforge

And that's it for me. It's good to see all of you. Kinda like High School reunion, but not depressing because you found out that your old girlfriend is now living in the bad part of town with 4 kids and a crack habit. The good kind of reunion. You guys take care, I'll run into you again somewhere down the road. Later!

– Ryan "OMGWTFBBQ" Adams

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