I'll make no bones about it; these drawings from webster876 are the last to be featured this year!



Now that we're done with this article, we can finally start looking past Christmas and prepare for 2009 to bring us 12 more months of pain, misery and loneliness. Thanks to all of the forum goons who contributed to Goldmines not just this past week, but over the course of the last year as well. You've made all my internet dreams come true, and it's an established fact that internet dreams are the best kind of dreams. I implore you to join me again next Tuesday for the first Comedy Goldmine of 2009, that will probably be the last year in your lifetime in which you will be able to enjoy wearing novelty glasses featuring two eyeholes where the zeros should be.

– Craig "Russ" Russell

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