I'll make no bones about it; these drawings from webster876 are the last to be featured this year!
Now that we're done with this article, we can finally start looking past Christmas and prepare for 2009 to bring us 12 more months of pain, misery and loneliness. Thanks to all of the forum goons who contributed to Goldmines not just this past week, but over the course of the last year as well. You've made all my internet dreams come true, and it's an established fact that internet dreams are the best kind of dreams. I implore you to join me again next Tuesday for the first Comedy Goldmine of 2009, that will probably be the last year in your lifetime in which you will be able to enjoy wearing novelty glasses featuring two eyeholes where the zeros should be.
Ferguson's long arm of the law laments the latest cutback.
Simply put, if I had Johnny Manziel’s physical gifts, you better believe I would be there in the Weight Room, getting to bed early, doing whatever I had to do to be the best possible athlete I could be. I wouldn't be posting on social media about sucking titties. I wouldn't even look at a titty, buddy. I'd look at a titty and see two big footballs.
The Comedy Goldmine examines the funniest and most creative threads from the Something Awful Forums. Although the Comedy Goldmine has changed authors many times over the years, its focus on the Something Awful Forums is still the same. Includes hilarious Photoshops, amusing work stories, parodies, and other types of oddball humor.