Yo, imma blob
The fleshy flamingo is a terrible bird. Let's not talk about it.
The rarely admired flabby yodeling chicken.
Good Soldier Svejk
100% killing machine. I imagine it flying like a throwing star.
Part of Everything
Heard there's a new bird that looks like Gary Busey, the Buseybird. I don't trust it.
What if you were a cop and the Skittle was mentally disturbed and wanted to be eaten?
DOPPELGANGER NEEDED - To minimize stress to my dog, I'm looking for somebody who is identical to me to take over ownership. Must also be able to fool my wife. Call to set up interview. 555-8252
I'll never forgive these giant alien insects! I'm trying!
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