Yo, imma blob

The fleshy flamingo is a terrible bird. Let's not talk about it.

Late Unpleasantness

The rarely admired flabby yodeling chicken.

Good Soldier Svejk

100% killing machine. I imagine it flying like a throwing star.

Part of Everything

Heard there's a new bird that looks like Gary Busey, the Buseybird. I don't trust it.

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