Yo, imma blob
The fleshy flamingo is a terrible bird. Let's not talk about it.
The rarely admired flabby yodeling chicken.
Good Soldier Svejk
100% killing machine. I imagine it flying like a throwing star.
Part of Everything
Heard there's a new bird that looks like Gary Busey, the Buseybird. I don't trust it.
Forget Target or Best Buy, if you want deals this Black Friday you can't do better than smoking massive, mind-melting quantities of DMT.
A reluctant family is forced to welcome a non-human participant to Thanksgiving dinner.
You cant go around life being smart in an unconventional way, it could change the world.
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