Yo, imma blob
The fleshy flamingo is a terrible bird. Let's not talk about it.
The rarely admired flabby yodeling chicken.
Good Soldier Svejk
100% killing machine. I imagine it flying like a throwing star.
Part of Everything
Heard there's a new bird that looks like Gary Busey, the Buseybird. I don't trust it.
The treacherous New England Patriots are guilty of deflating their footballs. We must punish them severely in the name of holy retribution. This transgression has been the biggest headline in the United States for an entire week, and it should be the primary concern of all nations.
We have used extensive market research to determine the average consumers of America's favorite rolls of caramel-oozing choco cysts.
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