The Canterbury Tales
A diverse group of travellers listen to podcasts and stare out of the window of the train. They desperately try to avoid making eye contact with each other and are silent throughout the journey.
120 Days of Sodom - A Geek Squad technician helps an elderly man delete his search history.
Tom Sawyer: A mischievous youngster makes millions off of an elaborate Kickstarter scam.
The Unbearable Lightness of Being
Czech doctor Tomas fucks around while his wife posts stuff like "feeling let down :/" regularly on Facebook to his and everyone else's utter disinterest.
The Scarlet Letter
Dimmesdale gay. Chillingworth joins the alt-right. Hester becomes the 45th President of the United States.
The Scarlet Letter
Internet controversy about whether the letter is red and gold, or blue and white.
Blurry Gray Thing
The Golden Bough: This non-fiction classic has been updated with an in-depth analysis of modern myths such as Harry Potter, Disney's Frozen, and the popular videogame series Dark Souls.
Doctor J Off
One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest
McMurphy is sentenced only to a few months in prison because the judge didn't want something like a rape charge to ruin his family life. The rest of the inmates are all homeless or dead after the mental hospital was shut down in the 80s. Nurse Ratched works in a regular hospital, spending her free time posting "tough nurse" memes on facebook.
Waiting for Godot
Two guys look up sports scores on their phones for two acts.
Finnegans Wake: your stoner roommate won't shut the fuck up
Three Men in a Boat: A guy, his friends and his wife's poodle go wakeboarding on a hydro lake. Jerome eventually pulls off a flip, but they get bored dodging traffic and go home to play Battlefield instead.
Journey to the West
After getting into an argument with his father, Sun Wukong is sent to UCLA instead of Harvard where he studies programming. He encounters a group of nerds that include an old stoner and two ugly nerds. They develop a disruptive app and earn millions.
The fifth phase of the week is upon us. Shops close, bars open, and we are free from the Bosses once more. But They Who Were Before Time await our tribute...
Hungry? Try looking around for a little something called ASTRONAUT FOOD. Or you can hold out until you get to Pluto and look for some berries... if you want to starve to death!
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