therapy also knows that mashing a red button over and over and over might eventually lead to you saving the universe. Or maybe not, who really knows this early on?

Toom couldn't help himself, the publisher had VERY strict deadlines and they were obviously over budget with that big blue light thingy.

TopKid glances back to when Eddie Murphy was still in his homeland with his dad, listening to him issue governmental orders and say "THIS IS CNN."

TopKid has a prequel that lasts like two decades and has no real effect.

Torenada doesn't want any of the luggage, just a quickie. And why the hell is Tom Selleck doing God-knows-what with his breast? Come on, this is a family website!

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