therapy also knows that mashing a red button over and over and over might eventually lead to you saving the universe. Or maybe not, who really knows this early on?
Toom couldn't help himself, the publisher had VERY strict deadlines and they were obviously over budget with that big blue light thingy.
TopKid glances back to when Eddie Murphy was still in his homeland with his dad, listening to him issue governmental orders and say "THIS IS CNN."
TopKid has a prequel that lasts like two decades and has no real effect.
Torenada doesn't want any of the luggage, just a quickie. And why the hell is Tom Selleck doing God-knows-what with his breast? Come on, this is a family website!
Are you concerned that you may be a character trapped in a Tom Waits song? Be smart and learn the warning signs before it's too late. Also, it's too late. It has always been too late.
I'm haunted by a recurring vision of a skeleton flipping me off. To avoid seeing this terrifying image in bumper sticker form, I pay someone with a blank bumper to drive in front of me at all times.
The Comedy Goldmine examines the funniest and most creative threads from the Something Awful Forums. Although the Comedy Goldmine has changed authors many times over the years, its focus on the Something Awful Forums is still the same. Includes hilarious Photoshops, amusing work stories, parodies, and other types of oddball humor.