Velochis makes me question my faith in God, which fortunately won't have any effect on my life unless those pesky aliens begin showing up.

Vikingman prepares a fairly uneventful day.

Vikingman portrays how deadly the catch and release program can ultimately become.

Vikingman recalls how it used to be before a certain guy got a case of the happies.

vots is right - that really is weird and creepy as hell.

Wiseblood got the approval from MADD before the sequel.

Well that's all for this week, and let me tell you, this week's all sure was a lot of all! That's the most all I've done in a long time, possibly even all time! Get ready for next week where I compensate for so many damn images by posting a single Photoshopped image of a fork! Fun times will be had by all, particularly the SA Forum Goons!

– Rich "Lowtax" Kyanka (@lowtax)

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