Krispy Kareem has something that could be straight from an Awful Link of the Day website.
Lagrange saw em! And... that's it.
Lagrange's Rosebud shot his own damn eye out, causing him to make this.
Lord Hawking goes a bit too far back in the family's history.
Luthier didn't have the right stuff either.
Mike the Bandit explains how Tom Cruise eventually got promoted to be the super secret spy he is.
What if you were a cop and the Skittle was mentally disturbed and wanted to be eaten?
DOPPELGANGER NEEDED - To minimize stress to my dog, I'm looking for somebody who is identical to me to take over ownership. Must also be able to fool my wife. Call to set up interview. 555-8252
I'll never forgive these giant alien insects! I'm trying!
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