Anathema also likes to take capitalism one small step at a time.
Archer isn't quite the hero you thought he was.
BigGooey thinks Tom Hanks' dating prospects are either slim or on their way from a Russian catalogue.
Bonk couldn't afford another damn side for his movie.
byrneout serves up some spicy dog on dog action. Hey wait, I get that email subject line all the goddamn time!
What if you were a cop and the Skittle was mentally disturbed and wanted to be eaten?
DOPPELGANGER NEEDED - To minimize stress to my dog, I'm looking for somebody who is identical to me to take over ownership. Must also be able to fool my wife. Call to set up interview. 555-8252
I'll never forgive these giant alien insects! I'm trying!
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