Dr Eldarion paints a portrait of noble youth looking for exciting, lucrative jobs.
eamonh either likes math or the sight of Ben Affleck and rising, erect phallic symbols.
Ecc acknowledges this prototype wasn't really the most effective at dealing with, well, anything.
emf describes something the news media would absolutely LOVE to cover.
essaywhutman has a very convoluted calendar.
frankenbeans tells and tale of when the dead... well, stayed dead.
Mothers, Danzig warned you in general terms about his nefarious intentions. Now find out what he specifically intends.
Makes baby look too appetizing. Also I have my thigh stuck in one and I can't get it off. It's so tight around the skin I can't cut it without risking injury. IT'S A LONG STORY AND IT'S NONE OF YOUR BEESWAX.
The darkest, most controversial game since Luigi's Mansion.
The Comedy Goldmine examines the funniest and most creative threads from the Something Awful Forums. Although the Comedy Goldmine has changed authors many times over the years, its focus on the Something Awful Forums is still the same. Includes hilarious Photoshops, amusing work stories, parodies, and other types of oddball humor.