Dr Eldarion paints a portrait of noble youth looking for exciting, lucrative jobs.
eamonh either likes math or the sight of Ben Affleck and rising, erect phallic symbols.
Ecc acknowledges this prototype wasn't really the most effective at dealing with, well, anything.
emf describes something the news media would absolutely LOVE to cover.
essaywhutman has a very convoluted calendar.
frankenbeans tells and tale of when the dead... well, stayed dead.
"Oh, look, it's me from the future! And there's another me, made of anti-matter! All three of us are reaching out towards the exact same point in space, our fingertips on a collision course."
Levi Johnston finally comes clean about his involvement in the Weinstein scandal and details a disgusting incident that required a green screen.
The Comedy Goldmine examines the funniest and most creative threads from the Something Awful Forums. Although the Comedy Goldmine has changed authors many times over the years, its focus on the Something Awful Forums is still the same. Includes hilarious Photoshops, amusing work stories, parodies, and other types of oddball humor.