Dr Eldarion paints a portrait of noble youth looking for exciting, lucrative jobs.
eamonh either likes math or the sight of Ben Affleck and rising, erect phallic symbols.
Ecc acknowledges this prototype wasn't really the most effective at dealing with, well, anything.
emf describes something the news media would absolutely LOVE to cover.
essaywhutman has a very convoluted calendar.
frankenbeans tells and tale of when the dead... well, stayed dead.
Not what I had in mind when I ordered an Italian gondolier. This is literally just a tiny toy. Needless to say, the Italian businessmen were not impressed and I looked like a damn fool. We lost the pizza pie account and will have to lay off half our factory.
Did you know that you only use 10% of your brain? You may have heard that before. But what if you could use 100%? YOU CAN!
Time to applaud the man who applauds in a loop until the end of time.
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