Not only will you not catch Tripplejol dead at the beach, you can be sure he even surfs the internet with extra care to avoid sharks.

Just let it grow, vile toxin.

There's nothing funny about amusement parks to Vise the Stompy.

You may want to stop grabbing lunch at Taco Bell, voidweller.

In his defense, Whipstickagostop has some pretty weird friends.

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