Not only will you not catch Tripplejol dead at the beach, you can be sure he even surfs the internet with extra care to avoid sharks.
Just let it grow, vile toxin.
There's nothing funny about amusement parks to Vise the Stompy.
You may want to stop grabbing lunch at Taco Bell, voidweller.
In his defense, Whipstickagostop has some pretty weird friends.
Do all of your holiday shopping in the Star Citizen online store! We have great deals on space ships for a game that may not be released for years. Think of these as investments in your future enjoyment.
The first phase of The Olive Garden's cyber rollout will introduce their Neverending Pneumatic Pasta Tube. This works on the same principal as bank drive-thru deposit tubes, but with unfrozen linguini and spaghetti.
It's still okay to like Ben Stiller, guys.
The Comedy Goldmine examines the funniest and most creative threads from the Something Awful Forums. Although the Comedy Goldmine has changed authors many times over the years, its focus on the Something Awful Forums is still the same. Includes hilarious Photoshops, amusing work stories, parodies, and other types of oddball humor.