Not only will you not catch Tripplejol dead at the beach, you can be sure he even surfs the internet with extra care to avoid sharks.
Just let it grow, vile toxin.
There's nothing funny about amusement parks to Vise the Stompy.
You may want to stop grabbing lunch at Taco Bell, voidweller.
In his defense, Whipstickagostop has some pretty weird friends.
The first time "fast", "decisive", and "efficient" could have been used to describe the Minecraft development team was when they snatched the $2.5 billion dollar check out of Microsoft's sweaty, shaking hand.
Paleo guru and definite non-idiot Luke K. clears the air about some of your favorite pumpkin treats this holiday season. Also he weighs in on the controversy surrounding a paleo wedding cake.
The Comedy Goldmine examines the funniest and most creative threads from the Something Awful Forums. Although the Comedy Goldmine has changed authors many times over the years, its focus on the Something Awful Forums is still the same. Includes hilarious Photoshops, amusing work stories, parodies, and other types of oddball humor.