Anybody else think Super Deuce's fear of getting jumped on by fat, Italian plumbers is actually pretty reasonable?
For all you know, Tetra, that's your prince right there in front of you.
Let's hope that whatever's in there doesn't know that it's vogue to come out of the closet, The Patient.
I hear open-toed bed slippers are all the rage now anyway, TheGune.
Yeah, that's the downfall of having hos in different area codes, ToMiZ.
He had a yellow inflatable tube around his waist, the kind with a comical duck head. There was a tiny fish in one of his hands, and a trident in the other. In the background a squirrel wearing shades was water skiing.
Republicans announce that all legislation must be voted on at 2am in a secret chamber, with no one but the lobbyists who write the bills seeing a single line of text. Democrats' Response: Stumbling around a field stepping on rakes, handles smashing them directly in their faces every single time.
For fans of meaningless awards, these awards are extra meaningless.
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