Anybody else think Super Deuce's fear of getting jumped on by fat, Italian plumbers is actually pretty reasonable?

For all you know, Tetra, that's your prince right there in front of you.

Let's hope that whatever's in there doesn't know that it's vogue to come out of the closet, The Patient.

I hear open-toed bed slippers are all the rage now anyway, TheGune.

Yeah, that's the downfall of having hos in different area codes, ToMiZ.

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