Anybody else think Super Deuce's fear of getting jumped on by fat, Italian plumbers is actually pretty reasonable?
For all you know, Tetra, that's your prince right there in front of you.
Let's hope that whatever's in there doesn't know that it's vogue to come out of the closet, The Patient.
I hear open-toed bed slippers are all the rage now anyway, TheGune.
Yeah, that's the downfall of having hos in different area codes, ToMiZ.
A thousand years ago, dudes were dying from splinters, but now the wizard potion that cleans our light wounds costs less than a Dr. Pepper in 1994. I love this medicinal 7up.
U2 and Apple have conspired to place a U2 album into your music in the year 2014. You own a U2 album. And you can't get rid of it.
Ron Paul spins in his chair, trying to grab his decorative antique musket but Freddy gets it first.
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