Mystery One: Who ate the entire meat pie?
"DoctorZero" calls himself a hero, but his chances of winning are roughly zero. YAY!! I B SMARDD!
"DoctorZero" likes to shop, too. What a swell guy!
"DoctorZero" is also a winner with the ladies!
"Flying-Squid" gains a lot of satisfaction from sitting on his thumbs.
"JonathanTheRed" is outlawed in the state of Arizona.
A broadcasting legend pleads with the world of the living.
The human anatomy is home to more than three hundred organs. Doctors and chocolatiers agree that the vast majority of these revolting lumps of tissue serve little to no function. If you find yourself standing in a long line or stuck at the airport waiting for a delayed flight, consider taking a few minutes to remove the following from your person.
The Comedy Goldmine examines the funniest and most creative threads from the Something Awful Forums. Although the Comedy Goldmine has changed authors many times over the years, its focus on the Something Awful Forums is still the same. Includes hilarious Photoshops, amusing work stories, parodies, and other types of oddball humor.