Mystery One: Who ate the entire meat pie?
"DoctorZero" calls himself a hero, but his chances of winning are roughly zero. YAY!! I B SMARDD!
"DoctorZero" likes to shop, too. What a swell guy!
"DoctorZero" is also a winner with the ladies!
"Flying-Squid" gains a lot of satisfaction from sitting on his thumbs.
"JonathanTheRed" is outlawed in the state of Arizona.
A thousand years ago, dudes were dying from splinters, but now the wizard potion that cleans our light wounds costs less than a Dr. Pepper in 1994. I love this medicinal 7up.
U2 and Apple have conspired to place a U2 album into your music in the year 2014. You own a U2 album. And you can't get rid of it.
Ron Paul spins in his chair, trying to grab his decorative antique musket but Freddy gets it first.
The Comedy Goldmine examines the funniest and most creative threads from the Something Awful Forums. Although the Comedy Goldmine has changed authors many times over the years, its focus on the Something Awful Forums is still the same. Includes hilarious Photoshops, amusing work stories, parodies, and other types of oddball humor.