Hilario Baldness contributed this Anton Chigurh (silenced shotgun not pictured).

HugnKiss went for the boring, predictable option that went through everyone's head when they first started up their Xbox: A black Mark Twain.

IntoTheNihil made a greaser so lifelike you can almost smell him. This is not a compliment.

kylej and The Pantheon both had the idea to create a generic Muslim in a suit.

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