Skwerl was able to make this Kane.
Stoo is the envy of many a nerd and Slash fan by finding a way to enable his avatar to wear a top hat.
Stupid_Sexy_Flander created business-casual Jesus.
Tripred also created this horrifying vampire, in a snazzy winter coat.
Finally, Zefiel took time out from going on man-dates with his cousin to create this Nico Belic avatar.
What have we learned from this endeavor? I guess we've seen that implementing these avatars was a terrible idea and Microsoft's desperate bid to grab some of the "casual gamer" market share from Nintendo has caused them to alienate their hardcore fan-base. I am so angry with this outcome that I am too furious to even thank the forum goons for contributing this week. Next week's Comedy Goldmine will feature a 30 page essay on why Sega have been unable to make a good Sonic game for well over a decade. Get ready to take some notes and join me next Tuesday for the most exciting lecture of your life!
Are you concerned that you may be a character trapped in a Tom Waits song? Be smart and learn the warning signs before it's too late. Also, it's too late. It has always been too late.
I'm haunted by a recurring vision of a skeleton flipping me off. To avoid seeing this terrifying image in bumper sticker form, I pay someone with a blank bumper to drive in front of me at all times.
The Comedy Goldmine examines the funniest and most creative threads from the Something Awful Forums. Although the Comedy Goldmine has changed authors many times over the years, its focus on the Something Awful Forums is still the same. Includes hilarious Photoshops, amusing work stories, parodies, and other types of oddball humor.