Here is an index of all the fake, phony, and fraudulent Something Awful frontpages we've put up over the years!
I'm haunted by a recurring vision of a skeleton flipping me off. To avoid seeing this terrifying image in bumper sticker form, I pay someone with a blank bumper to drive in front of me at all times.
Cons: causes bad nightmares. I used to have to eat beef until I passed out to have these kind of terrors, but this machine does it for me every time I fall asleep inside it.
Parodies and otherwise highly fake Something Awful frontpages.