Remember the Rick Springfield goldmine, a photo album stocked with the sort of people who would pay money to be on a boat with Rick Springfield in 2009? Well, this is kinda like that, except it documents the exact moment at Fear Factory concerts when Burton Bell starts rapping during "Edgecrusher"! Thanks to the Canadian Flickr account that compiled them, and thanks to the SA Forum Goons for somehow making these images even better!

This is an unaltered picture of father-and-son Fear Factory fans, just to get us started. Most of this update will follow this format: original image from the Flickr page, followed by credited Photoshops from the SA Forum Goons. Enjoy!

Command Ant

Father! The throne... IS MINE!!!

KingOfTheTramps



Command Ant


Myron


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