This makes perfect sense. You use a microwave every day.
Why isn't there something that is to a freezer, as a microwave is to an oven?
Behold, the Reverse Microwave!
Man you didn't invent that that was brandon dicamillo.
I don't know who or what that is but I've been hoping for a miracle machine like I posted since I was a child.
Dean of Swing
Hmmm. Intriguing concept. But needs more owls.
The Fuzzy Hulk
You put a live owl in it, and then it explodes. It uses "microwaves" to murder the owl.
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