mr. nazi

This makes perfect sense. You use a microwave every day.

Why isn't there something that is to a freezer, as a microwave is to an oven?

Behold, the Reverse Microwave!


Disco Prince

Man you didn't invent that that was brandon dicamillo.

mr. nazi

I don't know who or what that is but I've been hoping for a miracle machine like I posted since I was a child.

Dean of Swing

Hmmm. Intriguing concept. But needs more owls.

Dolphin


The Fuzzy Hulk


You put a live owl in it, and then it explodes. It uses "microwaves" to murder the owl.

Dolphin



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