Gypsum Fantastic

The 'owlectric tooth brush'



Owl grenade.

Imaginary Friend

You put a tiny animal in it - maybe an owl? - and attach it to the udders. Squeeze and enjoy fresh milk on your trip anywhere in the world!

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