Y'know. For kids.
It's ok I guess, I made this:
Umm... I'm sorry to break it to you guys, but I believe IKEA beat you to market on this. Got 'em in a flat pack, came with these instructions:
Thanks to Part of Everything for starting the theme, and to the Something Owlful Forum Goons for the inventions!
I was betrayed by the bernio bros, the cougars, and this guy from back page I hired to keep me from jumping out a window at the DNC.
TOTAL WRECK - crazy-eyed hound is covered in cobwebs, has a vespiary on back, graffiti on side and savage thirst for boat fuel. Frankly, I'm in over my head. He's in room 115 at Motel 6, yours free. 555-2851
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