Nicky Lemons has a guide to something which probably should not come standard on most flights.

Nobody kicks it up a notch with everybody's favorite: nude cartoon men on plane wings!

NoneMoreNegative has a very creative way to escape, assuming you're coordinated enough to press the buttons in the proper order.

Platypus reminds us all about what to do when the plane's clock hits 4:20.

pufflycloud has a primer for the perfect ninja. Seppuku is naturally required after such a proficient job!

Subreality doesn't properly respect the flight's authority figures. That's okay though; the bitch deserved it!

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