Nicky Lemons has a guide to something which probably should not come standard on most flights.

Nobody kicks it up a notch with everybody's favorite: nude cartoon men on plane wings!

NoneMoreNegative has a very creative way to escape, assuming you're coordinated enough to press the buttons in the proper order.

Platypus reminds us all about what to do when the plane's clock hits 4:20.

pufflycloud has a primer for the perfect ninja. Seppuku is naturally required after such a proficient job!

Subreality doesn't properly respect the flight's authority figures. That's okay though; the bitch deserved it!

More Comedy Goldmine

This Week on Something Awful...

  • GLUT OF DOGS

    GLUT OF DOGS

    TOTAL WRECK - crazy-eyed hound is covered in cobwebs, has a vespiary on back, graffiti on side and savage thirst for boat fuel. Frankly, I'm in over my head. He's in room 115 at Motel 6, yours free. 555-2851

  • THE PERFECT HUMAN FORM

    THE PERFECT HUMAN FORM

    Yes, it's the perfect form for surviving a car crash. But it's also the perfect form for so much more, like surviving the trauma of reading any news headline in 2016.

Copyright ©2016 Rich "Lowtax" Kyanka & Something Awful LLC.