Nicky Lemons has a guide to something which probably should not come standard on most flights.
Nobody kicks it up a notch with everybody's favorite: nude cartoon men on plane wings!
NoneMoreNegative has a very creative way to escape, assuming you're coordinated enough to press the buttons in the proper order.
Platypus reminds us all about what to do when the plane's clock hits 4:20.
pufflycloud has a primer for the perfect ninja. Seppuku is naturally required after such a proficient job!
Subreality doesn't properly respect the flight's authority figures. That's okay though; the bitch deserved it!
Did you know that you only use 10% of your brain? You may have heard that before. But what if you could use 100%? YOU CAN!
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The Comedy Goldmine examines the funniest and most creative threads from the Something Awful Forums. Although the Comedy Goldmine has changed authors many times over the years, its focus on the Something Awful Forums is still the same. Includes hilarious Photoshops, amusing work stories, parodies, and other types of oddball humor.