Triggur reveals why your flight is so damn cheap. Now get rowing, lazyass!
Triggur doesn't particularly recommend partying hard all night before an important flight.
XK should've booked a seat in the no-kareoke zone.
Whew! What a planeload of fun! Everybody be polite and thank the nice SA Forum Goons for providing more free humor for us to laugh at, learn, and love. Stay tuned next week for a very special episode of the SA Comedy Goldmine, where Wesley learns an important lesson about responsibility! Later, suckers!
Sometimes I dream that I'm sitting in the back of the defunct Weinermobile as it careens driverless down the highway. At first I thought this was symbolic of the powerlessness I feel in life, but then I realized it's actually the Weinermobile's dream of being able to drive again.
Three years ago, when we were burying my uncle, Cleaver and some gross lady dog (Solstice???) showed up at the cemetery and starting going at it really loudly. It ruined everything and we had to have a "re-do" the next day and it cost a fortune. I've hated him ever since for that.
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The Comedy Goldmine examines the funniest and most creative threads from the Something Awful Forums. Although the Comedy Goldmine has changed authors many times over the years, its focus on the Something Awful Forums is still the same. Includes hilarious Photoshops, amusing work stories, parodies, and other types of oddball humor.