kai additionally demonstrates how to get out of a sticky situation by joining together and... well, doing God knows what.

King Slender portrays the joys of Battlefield: 1942. Hey, just wait for a patch and shut the hell up, bub!

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lunatikfringe makes up for his previous Fark-quality "it's a trap" submission with this easy-to-follow guide to parenting.

neap0litan has a zero in his name and a dirty, filthy thought in his mind.

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