Subreality provides something both hilarious and depressing, much like reading Carrot Top's autobiography.
Subreality, who really liked contributing to this thread, shows off the only solution to such a grave problem. I hope nobody had kryptonite in their carry-on bags.
Subreality provides one final brain-buster.
therapy warns you to NEVER PRESS THE RED BUTTON.
Thrasher demonstrates the proper procedure to follow in the event of an unsuccessful jihad.
toolboi summons the ancient, angry spirits of vengeful gods of times past. Unfortunately, that still doesn't explain the little synchronized swimming event taking place!
Triggur isn't afaid to warn you of what the airlines are afraid to show!
The first phase of The Olive Garden's cyber rollout will introduce their Neverending Pneumatic Pasta Tube. This works on the same principal as bank drive-thru deposit tubes, but with unfrozen linguini and spaghetti.
Do you remember the crazy clothes and hair of the 1990s? Do you remember Crystal Pepsi and Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles? Do you remember where you hid the box your mother gave you?
Were you enjoying your day? STOP! There is outrageous crap going on you need to know about!
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