Subreality provides something both hilarious and depressing, much like reading Carrot Top's autobiography.
Subreality, who really liked contributing to this thread, shows off the only solution to such a grave problem. I hope nobody had kryptonite in their carry-on bags.
Subreality provides one final brain-buster.
therapy warns you to NEVER PRESS THE RED BUTTON.
Thrasher demonstrates the proper procedure to follow in the event of an unsuccessful jihad.
toolboi summons the ancient, angry spirits of vengeful gods of times past. Unfortunately, that still doesn't explain the little synchronized swimming event taking place!
Triggur isn't afaid to warn you of what the airlines are afraid to show!
Cons: causes bad nightmares. I used to have to eat beef until I passed out to have these kind of terrors, but this machine does it for me every time I fall asleep inside it.
Sorry about the blurry photo. I was lunging at my phone, yelling at it to take a clear picture. It's the only image of me that exists. I'd take another picture for you, but I'm in the middle of a rigorous trampoline session.
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