Subreality provides something both hilarious and depressing, much like reading Carrot Top's autobiography.
Subreality, who really liked contributing to this thread, shows off the only solution to such a grave problem. I hope nobody had kryptonite in their carry-on bags.
Subreality provides one final brain-buster.
therapy warns you to NEVER PRESS THE RED BUTTON.
Thrasher demonstrates the proper procedure to follow in the event of an unsuccessful jihad.
toolboi summons the ancient, angry spirits of vengeful gods of times past. Unfortunately, that still doesn't explain the little synchronized swimming event taking place!
Triggur isn't afaid to warn you of what the airlines are afraid to show!
Forget Target or Best Buy, if you want deals this Black Friday you can't do better than smoking massive, mind-melting quantities of DMT.
A reluctant family is forced to welcome a non-human participant to Thanksgiving dinner.
You cant go around life being smart in an unconventional way, it could change the world.
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