What's the deal with Caesar? Some people say it this way and some people say it that way! Just pick a pronunciation!
George: The wasteland was angry that day, my friends - like an old man trying to send back radroach soup in a deli. I got about fifty feet out and suddenly, the great super mutant behemoth appeared before me. I tell you he was ten stories high if he was a foot. As if sensing my presence, he let out a great bellow. I said, "Easy, big fella!" And then, as I watched him struggling, I realized that something was obstructing its breathing. From where I was standing, I could see directly into the eye of the great beast.
Kramer: Well, what did you do next?
George: Well then, from out of nowhere, a huge psychic wave lifted me, tossed me like a Nuka-Cola cap, and I found myself right on top of him - face to face with his mouth. I could barely see from the pulsating waves crashing down upon me, but I knew something was there. So I reached my hand in, felt around, and pulled out the obstruction.
George: [reveals the obstruction to be the Water Chip]
George rushes past securitrons to get into Mr. House's sanctum.
Welcome to RobCo. Please enter password.
George eliminates every dud except "Moops" and "Moors"
"Moops" George enters.
BUBBLE GHOUL: OK, HISTORY. THIS IS FOR THE GAME. HOW YA DOIN' OVER THERE? NOT TOO GOOD!
GEORGE: All right BG. Let's just play... Who invaded the Hoover Dam in 2020?
BUBBLE GHOUL: THAT'S A JOKE. THE MUTANTS.
GEORGE: Oh, Noooo, I'm so sorry. It's the MUPANTS. The correct answer is, The MUPANTS.
BUBBLE GHOUL: MUPANTS? LET ME SEE THAT. THAT'S NOT MUPANTS YOU JERK, IT'S MUTANTS. IT'S A MISPRINT.
GEORGE: I'm sorry the card says MUPANTS.
BUBBLE GHOUL: IT DOESN'T MATTER. I'S THE MUPANTS. THERE'S NO MUPANTS.
GEORGE: It's MUPANTS.
BUBBLE GHOUL: MUTANTS.
BUBBLE GHOUL: MUTANTS!
George: Listen to this. Cass comes up and she tells me her ex-boyfriend was over late last night, and "yada yada yada, I'm really full today." You don't think she yada yada'd cannibalism?
Elaine: (Raising hand) I've yada yada'd cannibalism.
Elaine: Yeah. I met this NCR officer, we went out to dinner, I had the grilled mantis, we went back to my place, yada yada yada, I never heard from him again.
Jerry: But you yada yada'd over the best part.
Elaine: No, I mentioned the grilled mantis.
ELAINE: Yeah, it was, but then I just couldn't decide if he was really stimpak-worthy.
ELAINE: Yeah, Jerry, I have to conserve these stimpaks.
JERRY: But you like this guy, isn't that what the stimpaks are for?
ELAINE: Yes, yes - before they went off the wasteland. I mean, now I've got to re-evaluate my whole screening process. I can't afford to waste any of 'em.
GEORGE: You know, you're nuts with these stimpaks. George is gettin' frustrated!
If you are 35 and you are not integrated into the Gigathrax then you are not ready to retire.
While designing this space, I imagined David Fincher being forced to recreate the music video for Nine Inch Nails' Closer in a haunted gas station bathroom.
My game is funded. Now I know everything.
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