Missa owns an impressive collection of pornographic DVDs with the word "ASSBLASTING" in the title.

I heard from zee is zae about this new thing called 'Scientology'. I think it might just have the answers I've been looking for!

The guy who started it all, bitterandtwisted, made this image based on a character from the series Reboot. It's funny how I can remember obscure TV shows from years ago, but I forget basic things like remember to wear pants in public.

portable digital scale has no toes! Spread the word! Let the people know!


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