Missa owns an impressive collection of pornographic DVDs with the word "ASSBLASTING" in the title.
I heard from zee is zae about this new thing called 'Scientology'. I think it might just have the answers I've been looking for!
The guy who started it all, bitterandtwisted, made this image based on a character from the series Reboot. It's funny how I can remember obscure TV shows from years ago, but I forget basic things like remember to wear pants in public.
portable digital scale has no toes! Spread the word! Let the people know!
Elliot said my breakup must have been due to the sweater curse, an unexplained phenomenon where anyone who gives their significant other a hand-knit sweater gets dumped. The only way to break the curse, Elliot said, was to destroy the sweater.
Can't tell a drinking fountain from a urinal? We've got you covered. Brush up on your drinking fountain enthusiast -- or sipper -- vocabulary and learn to talk and swap sips with the best of them.
The Comedy Goldmine examines the funniest and most creative threads from the Something Awful Forums. Although the Comedy Goldmine has changed authors many times over the years, its focus on the Something Awful Forums is still the same. Includes hilarious Photoshops, amusing work stories, parodies, and other types of oddball humor.