Carlos Mencia stole this image from A-Typical Fangirl.
This drawing from Tytaen reminds me of my old childhood, growing as a young robot in the ghetto.
I'm going ape for this image from monkey!
This week's final word goes to tenshu, which is Japanese for "Ten Shoe".
Bzzzt! Time's up for this Comedy Goldmine. As always, thanks for the forum goons for their outstanding artwork, and thanks to you for reading! Next week's instalment of the Comedy Goldmine will look at the dangerous world of goat racing, and the brave souls who put their lives on the line to take part in the barbaric practice. Here's a little preview of what to expect.
Simply put, if I had Johnny Manziel’s physical gifts, you better believe I would be there in the Weight Room, getting to bed early, doing whatever I had to do to be the best possible athlete I could be. I wouldn't be posting on social media about sucking titties. I wouldn't even look at a titty, buddy. I'd look at a titty and see two big footballs.
A real friend doesn't move until the middle of August, ensuring temperatures in the 90s and a humidity that turns boxers into moist balls of ruined cotton.
Expendable? You must be joking.
The Comedy Goldmine examines the funniest and most creative threads from the Something Awful Forums. Although the Comedy Goldmine has changed authors many times over the years, its focus on the Something Awful Forums is still the same. Includes hilarious Photoshops, amusing work stories, parodies, and other types of oddball humor.