Carlos Mencia stole this image from A-Typical Fangirl.

This drawing from Tytaen reminds me of my old childhood, growing as a young robot in the ghetto.

I'm going ape for this image from monkey!

This week's final word goes to tenshu, which is Japanese for "Ten Shoe".

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