When Stryder sent me this image, it was covered a red substance. It's either lipstick or blood. Either way, I'm worried.

I'm going bananas for this image from monkey!

If I had one dollar for every time I've mentioned czarina's name, I would have one dollar.

I hope you like your drawings cute, because this drawing from Hatchet Bunny is so adorable that it just made my basketful of pet kittens cry out in jealousy.

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