Rattus Amicus wants you to try a knuckle sandwich. The secret ingredient is PAIN.
I spoke to Hapax Legomonon on the Astral Plane last night, and he wanted me to say hello to everyone reading today!
No one has ever seen PillageAndBurn naked and lived to tell the tale.
plams is set to be the next big reality TV star, so look out for him on the new show 'WHO WANTS TO SWIM IN A POOL OF BUGS?'!!
The Amazonians value combat prowess and purity of spirit. By wrestling half naked, they pay homage to both virtues by displaying their battle-forged bodies while preserving as much modesty as their society deems necessary. The gelatin in which they wrestle is symbolic of the fluid nature of battle, a concept the Amazonians call ‘akgor-gra.’
Pros: Much more comfortable than my last toilet seat, which was a transparent resin with seashells embedded inside. The outer layer wore off from friction, exposing the sharp jagged edges of the seashells, which were constantly scrapping my backside and causing major cuts and open sores.
The Comedy Goldmine examines the funniest and most creative threads from the Something Awful Forums. Although the Comedy Goldmine has changed authors many times over the years, its focus on the Something Awful Forums is still the same. Includes hilarious Photoshops, amusing work stories, parodies, and other types of oddball humor.