Rattus Amicus wants you to try a knuckle sandwich. The secret ingredient is PAIN.
I spoke to Hapax Legomonon on the Astral Plane last night, and he wanted me to say hello to everyone reading today!
No one has ever seen PillageAndBurn naked and lived to tell the tale.
plams is set to be the next big reality TV star, so look out for him on the new show 'WHO WANTS TO SWIM IN A POOL OF BUGS?'!!
TOTAL WRECK - crazy-eyed hound is covered in cobwebs, has a vespiary on back, graffiti on side and savage thirst for boat fuel. Frankly, I'm in over my head. He's in room 115 at Motel 6, yours free. 555-2851
Yes, it's the perfect form for surviving a car crash. But it's also the perfect form for so much more, like surviving the trauma of reading any news headline in 2016.
The Comedy Goldmine examines the funniest and most creative threads from the Something Awful Forums. Although the Comedy Goldmine has changed authors many times over the years, its focus on the Something Awful Forums is still the same. Includes hilarious Photoshops, amusing work stories, parodies, and other types of oddball humor.