As well-informed Internet readers know, there's a lot of suffering and sorrow in the world today. You might not find out about that kind of stuff on the SA Forums, because this is a comedy site so everyone takes a break from their social-justice concerns and just makes jokes, but even the Goons learn about this stuff eventually, through their Facebook feeds or whatever. Anyway, this article will help you cheer up online, like the "Pictures That Will Restore Your Faith in Humanity" article people have been sharing, except instead of real photographs of actual inspiring people, it's manipulated images of fictional characters! Now get happy because here comes the smiling shark!
Bert of the Forest
"Really, Holmes!" I dropped into my seat, shocked. "You are remarkably tall! What are you, six foot six? Six foot eight?"
As the 19th century diver approaches a giant clam, a flash of brilliant golden light flares from within the shell. I emerge in a swirl of bubbles and do the timeless universal underwater hand signals for the following: ZODIAC KILLER, KKK, BLOOD OF YOUTH
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