Drink-Mix Man
I found a fun game: Go to Google images, type "Star Wars (random product name)" and see if it exists!
Star wars SCOOTER
Star Wars COFFEE
Star Wars ONESIE
Star Wars ADULT DIAPERS
Star Wars MAXI PADS
loquacius
Star Wars wireless mouse
Star Wars paper towel holder
Star Wars ukulele
Star Wars e-cigarette (in retrospect, this was kind of a freebie)
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Pardon Our Dust
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