This article is part of the The Strangest Fan Art series.
A reminder for all the moms out there: The bolded words/phrases refer to the Something Awful forums members who found the images! They didn't actually make these odd things (with the possible exception of Tre Past Cool).
* actually we are, necessarily, insulting everyone. we are always insulting everyone. chaos reigns. sorry, mom.
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The Comedy Goldmine examines the funniest and most creative threads from the Something Awful Forums. Although the Comedy Goldmine has changed authors many times over the years, its focus on the Something Awful Forums is still the same. Includes hilarious Photoshops, amusing work stories, parodies, and other types of oddball humor.
The SA Forum Goons just found these things online. They didn't actually create them, or if they did, they certainly didn't take credit for doing so! Regardless, they braved some iffy corners of the Internet to gather these images; leave the scary searching to them and reap the benefits!