no they will not
[While they're drinking, so they can't respond] What're you drinking, piss? Is that piss? Are you drinking piss.
i just shake my head and derisively snort out a plume of sand/dust from my nose at these thirsty boys
chug chug chug *they go for it but start choking and coughing* aw weaaaak *they fall to the floor still coughing, making the gesture for choking* weaaaaaaaaaaaaaaak
Nice bot'. (If the bottle is nice)
Nigga why you babysitting only two or three sips? imma show you how to turn it up a notch: first you get a swimming pool full of water and you dive in.
No, it's honestly more pathetic than infurating. At this point I'm just amused by how sad your whole water bottle sperging is making you look. BEEP BOOP I AM ROBOT INSERT WATER. Get therapy, ASAP
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